If Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce was pregnant for Usain Bolt.

Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and Usain Bolt
Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and Usain Bolt

Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce is pregnant for her husband Jason Pryce but what if she was pregnant for Usain Bolt instead? How fast would the child be?

If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together, the child would be faster than cake disappearing from Miss Kitty the fluffy diva’s plate.

If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together, the child would run the 200m faster than it took Vybz Kartel’s foot to greet Ninjaman’s face at Sting.

If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together, the child would be faster than it took the coke to leave Buju Banton’s finger and reached his mouth.

If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together, the child would be so fast; he/she would watch “60 Minutes” in 9.8 seconds.

If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together, the child would be able to run faster than Usain bolt would run when he heard the result of the pregnancy test.

If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together, the child would be faster than Sizzla fast bike.

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If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together…

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