When your body is 99% fake, chances are you wont keep a man too long. Who wants a fake butt when there are so many real ones out there? Who wants fake breasts when there are so many real ones out there?
In a video posted to Instagram late Tuesday night, Cardi B announced that she and husband Offset have split up. Of course her spin would be that they split up. Women hate admitting that they have been dumped.
“So everybody been bugging me and everything, and you know I’ve been trying to work things out with my baby father for a hot minute now,” the “Bodak Yellow” performer told fans in the video, in which she appears to be topless.
“We are really good friends and we are really good business partners — you know he’s always somebody that I run to to talk to — and we got a lot of love for each other, but things just haven’t been working out between us for a long time.
“It’s nobody fault, I guess we just grew out of love but we are not together anymore. I don’t know, it might take time to get a divorce and I’m going to always have a lot of love for him because he is my daughter’s father,” she added.
Fans are are stupid, they know the real deal. They know Offset has his girls on the side who all have natural bodies. No real man goes for the fake when he has opportunities to get the real thing.
Reactions to the separation have ranged from theories that it might be a prank to rumors of infidelity. And while many are pulling for the couple to make things work, some in Cardi’s camp are cheering on her choice to move on.