If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together.

Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and Usain Bolt
Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and Usain Bolt

At one point not too long ago, Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser were the fastest man and woman in the world, respectively. How fast would the child be if they had a baby together?

If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together, how fast would the child be?

The child would be faster than cake disappearing from Miss Kitty the fluffy diva’s plate.

The child would run the 200m faster than it took Vybz Kartel’s foot to greet Ninjaman’s face at Sting.

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The child would be faster than it took the coke to leave Buju Banton’s finger and reached his mouth.

Tthe child would be so fast; he/she would watch “60 Minutes” in 9.8 seconds.

The child would be able to run faster than Usain bolt would run when he heard the result of the pregnancy test.

The child would be faster than Bounty Killer getting out of Dalton Harris’ camp after the singer sat in another man’s lap/

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The child would be faster than Sizzla fast bike.

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If Usain Bolt and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce had a child together…

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