Kim Kardashian and Kanye West suing God over Hurricane Matthew.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are planning to file a lawsuit against god and Nature over the timing of Hurricane Matthew. Attorney for the rapper and reality TV star says that the couple is furious at god for stealing the spotlight from Kim Kardashian in her time of plight.

“Kim Kardashian was robbed of almost $10 million worth of jewelry, she and Kanye should be saturating the media but instead every channel on television is talking about hurricane Matthew,” the attorney said. “This is not fair to Kanye or Kim as no one and nothing deserve as much publicity and media attention as them especially in times like these,” the attorney continued.

Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint in Italy. She was bound, gagged and locked in a bathroom while the robbers made off with all her jewelry including her wedding ring. Normally, a story like this would take over the media. However, with hurricane Matthew roaring through the Caribbean and threatening the United States, the robbery of Kim has had to take a backseat in the media.

When asked if Kanye West and his wife would rather if the media covered the robbery over the hurricane, the attorney said, “absolutely not”, which is why they are suing god and nature instead of the media.

“Kanye believes that god and nature could have chosen a different time for the hurricane, like back in August or wait until November. He did not have to let the hurricane strike around the same time as the robbery. God must have known that this dangerous hurricane would bite into Kim and Kanye’s publicity big time”, the attorney told 18 Karat Reggae.

The lawsuit will ask for a “permanent injunction ordering Defendants to cease all major natural disasters during a timeframe when Kim Kardashian or Kanye West has newsworthy circumstances occurring.”

While no one can stop anyone from filing a lawsuit, Kanye and Kim’s attorney did not explain how god and nature would be served with the court papers.

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