Hello old white people, it is Joe Budden NOT Joe Biden who allegedly masturbated his dog.

Joe Biden and Joe Budden
Joe Biden and Joe Budden

Less than two months from the presidential elections and Republicans are grabbing at straws to try and smear Joe Biden. Republican groups are falsely accusing the former vice president and current democratic nominee of masturbating his dog.

This is all one big mix up with a story that has been taking the hip hop world by storm. Joe Budden, the rapper and podcaster, not Joe Biden the politician, has been accused in court papers of masturbating his dog.

It is not certain if someone on Fox News or another conservative outlet heard the story, mistakenly thought it was Biden and ran with it but it is now all over the conservative chat rooms. Of course this bolds well for repugnant Republicans especially those like Donald Trump Jr. who have continue to insist that Biden is not mentally for the presidency.

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Maybe it was just a drunk Republican who heard “Joe Budden” and thought he heard “Joe Biden” and decided to run with the story without further fact checking. Of course Republicans are stupid enough to keep the story going without the proper fact check.

The real story is that Joe Budden (the rapper) ex had allegedly accused him of showing too much love to his dog in court documentation.

People are understandably running to social media and discussing what is said, picking apart the retired rapper because of it.

“Defendant has a male dog whom he loves and showers with attention,” allegedly writes Cyn in the legal paperwork. “While most of Defendant’s interactions with the dog are appropriate, I have observed on several occasions one particularly bizarre behavior by Defendant. Without putting too fine a point on it, suffice to say that Defendant has not only expressed concern for the dog’s lack of a sexual partner, but has personally assumed responsibility for relieving any pent-up canine sexual tension. Defendant, for reasons I cannot fathom, has personally masturbated the dog. Defendant repeatedly states that he sees this function as his responsibility since there are no ‘bitches’ around to provide a sexual outlet for the dog.”

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