A young Jamaican farmer came home from the farm very tired one day. He looked at his beautiful wife and said: “Darling the work is hard on the farm. My knees hurt from milking the cow, my back hurts from bending to plow the land with the fork and the machete have my hands filled with corns and calluses. Another thing honey, as I climbed the tree to pick you these beautiful mangoes, the trunk scraped and scratched my skin. Honey I think you are going to have to start coming on the farm to help me, the work is just getting to be too much”.
The wife replied, “but darling while you are out doing all of that I make sure you come home to a nice hot dinner and you always have clean ironed clothes to put on. Plus after you eat, take a bath and I massage your aching back I always give you something sweet enough to make up for any amount of pain the farm dishes you”. “Baby, that is true,” said the husband, “but I also give you something that is sweeter than anything else you ever had and I am sure you enjoy what I give you more than I enjoy what you give me.”
“Nonsense!” the wife said, “we both enjoy sex with each other, there is no way of knowing who enjoys it more.” The man then paused and said, “Baby, put one of your fingers in your ear”. The wife was very astonished, but reluctantly she put a finger in her ear. The husband then said, “Now turn it around and pull it back out, then push it back in and turn it around, then pull it back out then push it back in.” After repeating this for a few seconds the husband said to the wife “Honey, while you were doing that what felt better, your finger or your ear?”