A lady walked into an abortion clinic carrying her three year old child in her arm and a three month old unborn child in her stomach. The doctor said to the lady, “madam before we waste each others time, I must let you know that I only perform abortion under certain conditions, so depending on why you want an abortion, I may or may not perform the surgery.”
“OK Doctor”, said the lady, “my reason for wanting an abortion is this; I already have a child and financially my partner and I can only afford to support one child, so I need to get rid of this one I am carrying in my stomach.”
“That’s not one of the reasons for which I perform an abortion” said the doctor, “but I have something that will work just as well and I will not charge you for it.” The doctor then handed the lady a small vial.
“What is this?” The lady asked. “Let’s call it a medicine, give it to your precious three year old when you get home and she will die Tomorrow, so you will get your wish and only have to provide for one child.”